weegeen8or1337: how my wife be looking at me after she put a whole bottle of laxatives in the pot roast (i will either have a prolapse or a death certificate)

pterophile: evil

weegeen8or1337: i just like the part where you put your dick in fang's noodle holder

pterophile: also broken

weegeen8or1337: immaculate, too bad im deaf

pterophile: its broken

Razbar: gotta download it

pterophile: @Razbar: gay

weegeen8or1337: her cleavage here is so fucking hot i need to put my face in those b cups

pterophile: the ideal alternate universe in which Naomi replaced Trish as the drummer in the band and naser started dating trish. which is a bit cursed now that i think about it

weegeen8or1337: @pterophile: naser and trish are basically black, and naomi is basically white so now vvurm drama is an all white band and its cool now

pterophile: @pterophile: i realize i fucked up and said trish was the drummer. gonna kms now

hammerDMX: I imagine myself paring that maylbox, in the yakuza 0 style, and use that same mailbox to beat her instead.

weegeen8or1337: i want her to take out every piece of unshipped mail inside that mailbox and shove them all up my ass

pterophile: I want her to hit me with that mailbox so fang can kiss my wounds to make em feel better

ponar: personally I would just not get hit

Razbar: damn

pterophile: sometimes I like to sit down and look at this image while I eat dino nuggies so its like we're on a date

weegeen8or1337: how fang be staring at you after you hit them with that dollar store barbecue sauce